I removed my own brain before watching 2 hours of the Real Housewives of New York (had to catch up on last week's episode) and after, just to see what happens. Disintegration of the cerebellum was the first noticeable change. After 2 hours, all that was needed was a little sprinkle of Parmesan cheese, some toast and "Voila......bon appetit!" as the Countess would say! Gaelic lesson #21: "uibheacha", pronounced "eve-acha", meaning "eggs"