"My little Alien friend will be massaging your neck"
Don't you just love it when you're working on someone's back and then suddenly your stomach starts to make these really weird, LOUD noises right next to the client's head? It sounds like there's a dinosaur in your chest or like you're about to do a John Hurt impersonation on the table and have an alien burst out of you.
It might be handy to have a wee alien buddy work on the client's neck though - some of those knots need chewed!
Gaelic lesson #37 "goile", pronounced "gill-ye", meaning "stomach"